JOB ANNOUNCEMENT

The Kingdom of God is hiring!

Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?

JOB TITLE:

Disciples for Christ

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Tell the dying world how to live

through Jesus Christ

NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:

Unlimited; everyone is welcome--

preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we

just can't list them all here.

EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:

The vacancy of BOSS has already been

filled by the Holy Spirit.

QUALIFICATIONS:

Must have previously sinned and

been blood washed; must be willing

to press toward the mark of the

high calling in Christ Jesus.

EXPERIENCE NEEDED:

None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training.

EDUCATION:

The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.

BENEFIT PACKAGE / SALARY:

God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

INSURANCE:

Access to the Master Physician.

PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:

Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter,

and a Wonderful Counselor.

RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:

The most important benefit,

ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:

Before the return of Jesus Christ;

date / hour not known;

wise to apply TODAY.

IMPORTANT WARNING:

Satan and HIS DEMONS need not apply.

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